Just got this in my email today and it explains why when I ask my retired groom a simple question I usually get a lecture instead of a simple answer.

Watching the Night Sky

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger, looked towards the sky and said, “Kemo Sabe, what do you see?”

The Lone Ranger replied, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute then said, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small…