Do you constantly loose your wallet.  Checked all charges no action.  Your back went out again.

Knowing all this and you the wallet is somewhere unusual.

When did you use it last?  Last charge was Monday.  So you used money between Monday and today.  You got Tacos last night and said they weren’t very good how did you pay? I find backtracking is the best way to find things.  No you said last night you got a piece of pizza at Tic Toc.  Go back and ask if they found it.  Thank goodness the man looked at the video and said you paid with cash that you got from your wallet and put back in you back right pocket. Ok, you had it last night.  Went back home so the wallet is in the car or in the house.  Your mom had you take tee shirts back to the house.  Did you hang them up?

Walk into the house and just peruse the room.  It’s somewhere that you wouldn’t normally set it. Like the back of the couch if you were laying on it last night and it was bothering your back.  So just peruse each room.

Ok you found it.  WHERE?  Sitting on the Hoover sweeper on the garage.  Told you.  Somewhere you would never look.  Peruse is the word.  Not hysterical searching. Glad to know that even 400 miles away I’m still your beacon of normal.