We go on a road trip.  OMG… You would have thought I just said we won the lottery.  Why??  The road trip I suggested was one going West including pheasant hunting.  So we will be heading west.  Of course while he’s hunting I plan on sleeping in, in a nice hotel.  Maybe a little shopping, playing a few slots and hoping he gets lucky with a few pheasants.  Our neighbor will cook them.

I do have a few stipulations for the trip.  No CNN, 2 phone calls per day and limited clothes along with no rampages about the driving, texting and odd behavior skill of other drivers.  Also no sleeping in the car.  No loud music and no ball games on the radio.  He must really want to go hunting and doesn’t want to go alone to agree with all my demands.  I also will not go into the field and flush those birds toward him or one of us might not return from this roadtrip.