Tonight my retired groom’s great idea was to cut a frozen cheese pizza in half so we would eat less calories.  He was quite surprised when he pulled it out of the oven and it looked so small.  He was even more surprised when he asked how much I wanted.  I went out and cut the half pizza he baked in half and put it on my plate.  He said OH.  I didn’t think you would eat that much.  I guess he was only thinking he would save me calories.  These are the things that keep this retired couple laughing.