It’s a crazy game I play
Traffic… I always avoid
Finding other routes is what I do.
Whether through neighborhoods,
Behind a stripmall, or driving through a parking lot.
Managing to only be in a line with a car or two.

It might not be a short cut…
That’s really not my aim
Staying out of traffic is the name…
Of my neurotic game.

Seeing me in your neighborhood
You’ll wonder why I’m out so far.
Your question will be answered…
As you’ll see, I’ll be the only car.

*jcs