Where is… has become the beginning of most conversations between this retired couple

Where is my phone
Where is my wallet
Where are my keys
Where are my shoes

This morning where are my golf clubs
Was the question…
He looked at me as though
I might have thrown them out…
That is usually his next question
When something is missing

All of a sudden his eyes opened wide
Like a light bulb was turned on
At the golf course he said
I left them at the golf course
Yesterday….

Where is…
Did you throw out…
Leaving clubs at the golf course
After playing 18 holes yesterday
PRICELESS……

jcs