Why would you ask?
Would I spend an hour
And a half looking
For a copy of his
New fishing license online…

Well.. he said he looked everywhere
And he wanted to go fishing
Over at the pond today
And he was sure he lost it…

He started looking in all the usual places
But asking me to look online
Really blistered my
Patience…

I wanted a couple hours to myself…
He is all incompasing
Now that we are retired…
I have learned to
Say no to many requests
That make me feel like
His unpaid assistant

But today with the thought
Of a few hours alone
Made me fly to the internet
Like a looney bird
I found the site in no time
Put in all the info
But the site refused
To let me reprint the darn thing

Tried everything
Including telling him
They over charged him…
A senior license is $3 not
$7.75 which he paid
At the lake
Hoping that would nudge
Him to say…                                            Just buy another to save time

No luck…
I searched everywhere
No reprint button for a
License… not bought online..

He sat down with me
In complete frustration
And said let me look in my wallet
Again…
Lo and behold
There it was…
In the wallet where it should be…

What part of “I looked
Everywhere !” Should have
Given me a clue
With this guy who can
NEVER!!!!
Find his wallet…