What’s with pickles???

Went to Culver’s tonight

Bit into my big juicy

Shredded lettuce covered

Grilled chicken sandwich

Yuk…pickles

Did I go to McD’s

Instead…was my first thought

Pickles gave that taste

That make me not get hamburgers

At McDonalds

I can never get the taste off the burger

By just picking them off

The pickle juice has already seeped in

Like beet juice discolors hardwood

Floors when it gets spilled..

I had to cut off a thin slice

Of chicken to get rid of that

Pickley taste…

I hate pickles

Why does everyone think

Pickles make food taste better

The make you pucker

Eyes water

And cause that taste to

Permeate

Everything they touch

The same way coffee

Fills the air

Making one thinks

A skunk 🦨 is near…

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