Years ago there was a show on TV

Named Dragnet

One of the characters was Jack Web…

What I appreciated about Jack was

His insistence on only the facts…

As he interviewed a witness and

They would go into a long

Story he would say “Just

The facts mam just the facts”!!

As we have aged I’ve become

Jack Webb and hubby has become

The long winded, story telling

Witness…

I have a hard time listening to

The details of his stories…

Just the facts hon, just the facts

Is my constant reply…

When I ask how the golf game was

Good is the only answer I want

Not the rendition of the 12 days of

Christmas that I refer to as the

18 holes at Springbrook…

If the golf wasn’t good why go…

I don’t need the hit by hit rendition

Of how far over PAR…

As I read this post to hubby…

He finally replied with his view

Of the facts…

“Get a life”, he said….LOL