Is hard to watch…

Almost 3 hours

And only a half full bowl

Of potato salad.::

At least a dozen potatoes

When we have 4 more

Over…

So he cooked

More…

15 forks

8 spoons and a counter

Full of pots and pans…

Have to sit in another room

As he gets sick of me underfoot

Trying to keep it cleaned…

Remind me…

Next time he invites

Others over for a cookout

His dishes need to be

Prepared the night before…

Duck taped closed for

Precaution…

Pushed robo cleaner’s on

Button…as a lot of his prep

Has landed on the floor

And we no longer have a dog…

The robo sweeper is worth

The price…no walk, clean up

Or barking.. priceless.,.

He’s a great cook

But as a caterer I would

Never let him in my house..

Although I know

A lot of my friends

Would…